Britney Spears To Hold A Press Conference

Jason

05/04/06

Yesterday, Britney Spears had announced that she is to hold a press conference today. No one has any idea what it is, not even her closest aides have any idea what she's going to announce. Britney Spears has invited select media representatives, journalists, and record industry executives to the Los Angeles Convention Center.

Sony exec Karen Phillips says:

"Britney hasn't held a press conference in so long that we know it's something big - pregnancy, a split, we're not sure."

One website said

Britney is going to announce she's finally discovered the difference between baby powder and baking soda. And that no matter how much they look like powdered sugar, they both taste terrible. Oh, and that putting a baby in the blender isn't as much fun as Jamba Juice would have you believe.

I thought that was quite funny.